My Daughter’s Fave Joke

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Question:

what do you get

when a blue elephant

and red elephant

go in the same room ?

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Answer:

not a lot of space

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Doodle

I will never

“leaf” you

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a promise made

to my daughter

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you’ll never know

how you save me

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I Will Never Leaf You

Image: Geo Sans

Code

excluded

your secret language

I’ll never know

or understand

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References

“every quote is out of context” ~ ???

#interpretations

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First Date

20 years ago

art school

strolling through her space

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a photocopy on her wall

an italian sculpture titled

dog defecating

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a massive bronze retriever

curving his body

immortalized forever

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she chuckled …

isn’t it hilarious

someone went out of their way

to create this

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I’ve always loved her quirkiness

her unusual sense of humor

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I had to ask her out

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Facebook Profile

published in 2007 …

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I was born in a car.

I was born in Saskatchewan.

I am 1 of 7 children.

My dad was 1 of 12.

My mom was a school teacher.

My childhood dream was to be a hockey player.

I’m the best looking ugly guy you’ll ever meet…;-)

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Branded / Labelled & Misunderstood

More*
of the same old thing

Free*
always followed by an asterisk

New*
your perception; remarketed and repackaged

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